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The Deats on the Gimmie A Zimmie Carton Contest !!!

The Easy to Play Gimmie a Zimmie Carton Contest:  $250 IN GIFT CERT. TO THE WINNER, PLUS 4 CASES OF PRODUCT FROM ZIMMERMAN’S ! (random drawing from ALL entries posted & contest is open to anyone who wants to play. Must be 18 yrs & older to enter) Step One:   Find where they sell Zimmies & Simply take a selfie of you and your carton (no purchase necessary). Or if you have a carton given to you, maybe you find one in the garbage can (always look) or we give…

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Real People, Real Stories, Real Fun! Weekly Wrap Up! 

Weekly Wrap Up!

Monday morning we discussed what NOT to give away at a nudist camp! I did not wear a big hat for the Kentucky Derby, in fact I didn’t even shower. I learned the difference between a diary farm, a poultry farm and upholstery. If you see someone with their fly down be sure to tell them “I’m not impressed, zip it up!” Tuesday I proved Doc could never be the producer, because he can’t stay quiet long enough. We found out the 8 craziest objects extracted from vaginas and anuses….

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Real People, Real Stories, Real Fun! Weekly Wrap Up! 

Weekly Wrap Up!

Monday I came to the conclusion that Mother Goose is sadistic, twisted, and most likely a swinger! We got more good advice from Mem. If you ever have trouble with someone just grab them by their hair and swing them around a couple times. Tuesday we discovered Doc probably has arthritis. He has swelling of his joints. Only problem is what he wants to swell isn’t actually a joint! Since no one believed Doc’s story as to why women wear hats to the Derby, I did a little research. The Derby…

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Real People, Real Stories, Real Fun! Weekly Wrap Up! 

Weekly WrapUp!

Monday we discovered that curd made the list of words woman hate, and somehow roast beef did not! Explain that one! Someone should really tell Doc that the nursery rhyme does not say Little Miss Muffet eating her muffin! I’m pretty sure he’s confusing his nursery rhymes with porn titles. FYI Never, and I mean never, youtube expressing dogs anal glands. You’re welcome! Tuesday was National hairstylist day. Doc got a little trim (and I mean little) from his favorite blindfolded hairstylist. I must say it looked pretty damn good…

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